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NINE THINGS THAT PISS PEOPLE OFF
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Mike J. *NINE THINGS THAT PISS PEOPLE OFF!*


1.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2.

The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3.

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?

5.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6.

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.

7.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

8.

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!

9.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over! - Fri, 28 Mar 2003 1:44am
Anonymous Only nine things, you're relatively well adjusted then. - Fri, 28 Mar 2003 1:51am
Big Leath damn, i was hoping that the nine things that pissed you off would be interesting, but instead i got "nine hacknyed sitcom cliches' that were funny in 1994". what a rip. - Fri, 28 Mar 2003 2:31am
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yeah that's all off adam sandler's stand up cd isn't it? hack. - Fri, 28 Mar 2003 11:10am
Anonymous That really pisses me off!! - Fri, 28 Mar 2003 11:50am
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