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| Joker | There were five people in a plane - the pilot, Hilary Clinton, Tony Blair, George W. Bush, the Pope and a boy of 12. The plane got into some trouble and was going to crash. However there were only 4 parachutes on board. The pilot said "I am a trained pilot and needed in the world so I shall take a parachute!" So he jumped. Hilary Clinton said "Well, I am going to be the first woman president of the US - So I shall take a parachute" So she jumped. Tony Blair said "Britain needs me - so I am going" So off he went. George W. Bush said "Well, I am the most intelligent president the US has ever had - so I am going too" So he jumped. Which left the Pope and the 12 year old boy. The Pope looked at the boy and said "Young man I have had my life and it has been good for me and I am ready to meet God so I am prepared to sacrifice my life for you. You take the last parachute" The boy looked at the Pope and said "You don't have to do that your Holiness because there are two parachutes left" The Pope said "How is that my child?" The boy replied "Because when the most intelligent president the US has ever had jumped he took my school bag!" - Wed, 19 Mar 2003 3:29pm | ||
| Anonymous | AHahahaaha - Wed, 19 Mar 2003 4:29pm | ||
| Anonymous | oldest one in the unwritten book of long winded "your mama" jokes. - Wed, 19 Mar 2003 4:51pm | ||
| ROSS B AY User Info... | There's a Canadian, a Brit, and an American standing at the edge of the cliff contemplating suicide. The Brit says" What I'm about to do is for the good of my country, and may god save the queen." and leaps off to his death. The Canadian looks over the edge at the dismembered corpse on the rocks down there, thinks for a few seconds, then says"What I'm about to do is for the good of MY country, and may god save the queen". Then shoves the American off the cliff. - Wed, 19 Mar 2003 5:29pm | ||
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