Whats the difference between you and a mallard with a headcold? One's a sick duck, I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore. Keep up the skanking.

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Once there was a captain named Smith. We sailed the seven seas on the trusty ship "Corrigan IV." She was a sturdy vessel, with sails and cannons galore! Boosh!