Henri Fabergé and The Adorables

'Considered by many a marriage of convenience, Henri Faberge and his Adorables have been choking out jaded pop anthems for disillusioned lovers for over a year. Exiled from his motherland for bad behaviour, Henri's arrival in Toronto was no exception, as he proceeded to steal up to eleven members of musical groups he fancied (The Bicycles, Born Ruffians, Spitfires & Mayflowers, Laura Barrett, Woodhands) to form his own. Now they have unleashed their (well, his) opinionated views set to music on the rest of the planet. The self-titled album spans timeless sounds and themes abound, spinning tales of creaking naivete, whispering excess, tiresome sexploits, asthmatic distaste, and melancholy dispondence. Don't blame them if you don't get it, or any.'